Anggerik Impian, HANCUR IMPIAN!

Assalamualaikum.

Uolls tauuu…. * suara makcik kepo*… Last weekend yang kat my friend’s wedding tu, kecoh uolls! Nak tau cerita, ah sila baca.

On Saturday, 20th October 2012, Rozi (si pengantin) WhatsApp kat groupchat kita yang dia tak jadi nikah kat bawah. Nikah kat atas jer. Nanti dah jumpa boleh cerita. Aku dah suspect macam something not right ah.

Kita bridesmaids kene fall in by 12noon abeh bila aku tiba at 12:30pm (aku Melayu dok), aku tengok tu void deck macam kosong jer. Kain yang tergantung kat ceiling pun tak banyak. Wall pun tak dililit. Aku cwi belakang, aik pelamin togel. Aku dah mushkil. Apa cerita ni? Takkan Rozi aku nyer deco ni macam jer kan? Dia nikah lagik 1.5 hours jer sey. Aku tau Rozi nyer taste better than that sey. Then aku nampak Nurul (1 of the bridesmaids) kat bawah. Aku tanyer lah, “Nurul, apa hal?” abeh Nurul cakap “Décor MIA lah sey!”

Apakah?! Jeng jeng jeng! (“apakah” tu macam “what” dalam bahasa Malaysia. Cousin aku yang blaja kat UIA, KL, yang ajar aku)

Bila dah sampai atas, alahai kesian Rozi mata merah padam. By the time aku sampai, dia dah stop nangis ah tapi alahai serious aku cannot imagine if I’m in her position. Aku rasa aku nangis macam aku tak cukup tepung bila nak bake benda.

Si Shidek ni (owner of Anggerik Impian hakpuik!) MIA lah sey. Call call call tak angkat. Message 44 kali pun tak reply. Dah gertak pun, tak gentar weyh! Dia pergi hantar 3 budak around 13 years old, to set up the void deck. Abeh ni 3 hamlau tak tau pa per eh?! Bingit per! Tanya anything, kept saying “tak tau”. Aku suspect tu Shidek dah suruh dorang cakap “tak tau” jer ah macam cerita Madu Tiga, si Ramlee suruh kawan dia cakap “kesian” jer. Fed up per!

Beh atlast kawan-kawan aku yang tolong set up the pelamin & skirting semua. Ya Allah pelamin dia seriously berkeladak (see photo). Kawan aku sampai kene beli, aper tu, Febreeze ke aper ah to sental the pelamin tapi tetap taklei hilang! Kalau aku tau, aku amik gambar, zoom in sey! Kerusi kat pelamin, Ya Allah kotor! Ada big patch of uglinest there. AND tu bukan kerusi yang kawan aku nak eh! Cekik darah sak!

Abeh si Shidek ni boleh call cakap nak kasi sireh darah. Konon pukul 1pm dia will sampai ah. Tiba masa, pukul 3pm baru sampai TAPI bukan dia yang turun, dia hantar dia punya kuncu. Kau fikir kita heran sangat dengan sireh dara kau tu? Hok aloh, sireh dara kakak sdare aku buat lagi lawa lah dok. Tu décor patut kau settle kan dulu! Abeh asal taknak turun sendiri? Nampak sah PENGECUT. Ni ah lelaki yang tak berani. Kental.

Asik mentak Rozi do the payment every month abeh sendiri nyer service pecah. Hello, Rozi did bayar every month ok. Even without him reminding, of course Rozi will bayar. Kawan aku ada duit punya orang lah weyh. And her balance were only $290 which dia thought of paying after the wedding. Memang balance sikit selalu paid after wedding per! Mangkok ah lu Shidek!

Atlast nikah jugak ah kat bawah walaupun pelamin dia macam _________ (fill in the blank eh).



Nasib baik Nurul ada contacts dengan kawan dia, Fendy (owner of awesome Estheme), yang takde décor that week & boleh buat maha last minute eh! Alhamdullillah. KUDOS ESTHEME!

Fendy & staffs all turned up that night around 8pm. Dorang ano semua from scratch & they ended quite late ah around 4am like that? Walaupun dorang cannot get fresh flowers, I tell you, their flowers are so clean, they look like fresh ones! Dorang sempat gosok those chair covers ok!!! And every single details displayed under that void deck are gorgeous. All of us are really really pleased by Estheme.

Aku got teary eh typing this. What the hell hahaha!

Sampai sekarang, Shidek is not contactable. Nak settle secara baik, taknak kan. Abeh tak tau, lu tunggu surat saman datang eh. Jangan main-main, kita semua fierce tau. *tunjuk angkong ikan coil* Kawan aku dah report police then nak gi sub-court. Watch out Shidek.

BOYCOTT ANGGERIK IMPIAN HAKPUIK!

SUPPORT ESTHEME!!! Pakkal aku dah kawin. Kalau tak, aku engage Estheme for my décor. Jangan marah Decorama, I still love you. Heh!

Wassalam.

P/S Please spread the word around. Nak share blogpost ni pun boleh.